List Served #6 Overheard At The Family Home This Holiday Season

2009 December 28

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  • Where’s Chickie? Go get Chickie! Chickie is a squeaky rubber chicken (clad in a bizarre gingham bikini) with whom my parents’ younger dog has a tumultuous love/hate relationship.
  • I don’t know what a noun or a verb is. True story.
  • A discussion of the sexual politics of female body hair removal
  • Widespread agreement on the implausibility of Steve Martin as a romantic lead
  • A daily remarking on the resemblance of my sister to Jersey Shore‘s Snooki
  • Re: one Bon Jovi – He puts on a wicked concert. It’s awesome. Funny how mishearing “wicked” as “wig in” changes the entire nature of the following conversation.
  • Jingle Bells on the harmonica. Repeatedly.
  • Douchebag – Regrettably, my mother has picked up this gem from me.
  • Where’s the flicker? wherein flicker = tv remote
  • Who wants to go to Walmart? Yeah, I know.

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